welcome to my sick twisted mind
It’s like 2005 threw up all over my dash
Steal His Look: Chief of Ferguson Police Department
Cashmere racist suede white t-shirt - 462.56$
Versace Limited Edition pig mask - 612.40$
All-purpose steel garbage can - 14.99$
when someone brings up something embarrassing you did years ago:
REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
But for real.
Still funny millennia later.
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
"I did not intend to get this drunk"
"teen girls are super crazed!! it’s unhealthy!!" u ever seen a grown man when his stupid ass football team loses